i am a hockey fan
i know how to pee fast
Also I can shower, get dressed, brush my teeth and blowdry my hair during intermission.
I hate that I’m attracted but …. I am SO attracted.
This boy isn’t just a UFA (Unrestricted Free Agent) he’s a UTLFA (Unrestricted TOTALLY LICKABLE Free Agent)
Poor Jeff won’t be able to shave the beard until the stitches are removed. It’s okay. He’s still sexy as hell with it.
An oldie but still a bare-chested, tanned, smiling, devious goodie.
Jeff Carter. The end.
Dear Los Angeles Kings,
THIS is how social media should be done. No rape jokes and no cocky douchery.
I have moments when I want to f*ck the “Serious” out of the Captain.
As his beard gets better his eyes get wonkier. lol